dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE